Bathroom humor

A funny thing happened to me on the way back from Gatlinburg this weekend. We had just crossed into South Carolina and we stopped for gas and bathroom breaks. As I'm pumping gas, I realize just how bad I have to pee (why is it the closer you get to a bathroom, the worse you have to go?). So after I finish pumping the gas, I hurry to the bathroom and find an open urinal. Then suddenly I hear a woman's voice from the stall, "Oh ... Oh! I didn't hear you come in ... I'm cleaning! I'll just shut myself in here and you let me know when you're done." At that point, I had to go so bad, I wouldn't have cared if she was cleaning the urinal beside me.