Ahhhh, small town living at it's finest

This was an actualy entry in the police blotter of the Bluefield Telegraph website.

VICIOUS POODLE: A vicious poodle was reported at Mitchell Stadium Saturday. When police arrived, it was discovered that the poodle was not vicious. The dog was removed from Mitchell Stadium. Patrolman J.T. Brooks investigated.

I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair.